Bad situation gets...down right Bad, for UGA's AD Evans

The Atlanta Journal Constitution reports that, when Evans' 2009 BMW was pulled over by a Georgia State Trooper, one of the first things detected by the trooper, besides a strong odor of alcohol, was a pair of red panties situated between Evans' legs. In the vehicle with the married Evans was a female who is not his wife, and who Evans described as "just a friend" at his press conference, and the trooper eventually questioned Evans as to why a pair of women's unmentionables was near his happy place.

"She took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home," Evans said according to the police report

Evans then tossed out the "do you know who I am?" card as a bargaining chip in an attempt to avoid arrest.

"I am not trying to bribe you but I'm the athletic director of the University of Georgia," Evans said. Then, in a further attempt to collectively bargain his way out of an embarrassing situation, Evans told the officer that "I don't want you to use who I am but I would just ask that you take me to a motel."

Evans also requested that he be given a warning; "I told him I don't issue warnings for a DUI," the officer wrote in his report.
So, does Evans have his job, or not, we shall see. We are leaning more towards...Nah.